These are frogs xD I guess Dima was asked to tell some jokes he knows, or his favourite ones... who knows...
The first: - Vitka, what's wrong? - I've been thrown out of the university... - Don't cry! Soldiers do not cry!
The second: Once upon a time Ivan Tsarevitch came to a french restaurant and there were fried frogs, boiled frogs, frogs under a sauce. - So this is what they do with them! And I was such a fool to marry one!
Unique russian humor %)
(so the pictures just illustrate his jokes I guess)
there is not funny jok.very cold like the english xioumor.all this people havent got verry funny and they do cold jokes like there country.here in greece we have many xioumor and so good.!!!
there is not funny jok.very cold like the english xioumor.all this people havent got verry funny and they do cold jokes like there country.here in greece we have many xioumor and so good.!!!
1st of all those are kinda weird jokes. 2nd, why is english humour cold?
To understand the first one you must know that in Russia (well, not only in Russia) if you get kicked out from the university you'll have to go and serve in the army. That's the worst thing that can happen to a male student actually. And there are a lot of jokes about that. This one, however, is not the best, IMHO
Speaking about the second...to understand it you have to read our folktales - about Ivan Tsarevich (Ivan the Prince) also known as Ivanushka Durachiok (Ivan the Dummy). He actually marries a frog in one of those tales and then she becomes a beautiful and wise princes...
I'm a good teacher, I know it xD
Spoiler
english humor, of cource, isn't cold. It's just our ethnic and folk differencies ;)