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Ok,i didn't knew that Dima has so humor, i found some phrases of him and they are really funny!


One time journalist asked him "What kind of girls he likes,(mean how girl look like),what important for him."
He answered: " that girl must has head,arms,legs..."
And another asked "What for him important in human means (kind of character).He ansewered :"most important in human it liver,kidneys,lungs,brains..."In short, he answered medicine terms.


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1) One day he said to Prohor: You aren't legend, you are gossip!
2) I dont know who I am: moron or fool. Please, audience make your choice by yourself!
3) Once he said to camera: Don't photograph me! If you are plastic you think that you can do everything?
4) Dima: Why they didn't choose me to the perfomans "Clocks" I might twist my ass with mop!
5) Sabrina sing: Ask to clouds...
Dima: To present us hamsters! (it is in rhyme in russian)
And other =) These phrases were in magazine that girls presented to Dima

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lol these are so funny especially those two when they asked him what kind of girls he likes and what's important in humans :P

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agree;)

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I'll say this once again: Dima has an AMAZING sense of humor!

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I agree..he's so funny =D

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lol, there are some funny things there =) especially about what girls he likes!

so everyone if you are interested in dima you need to have:
- arms
- legs
- eyes
- and a brain

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haha ok,i have these things so maybe i will be his girlfriend lol

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does anyone know what medical terms he said?
i could ask my dad to translate them from silly medical stuff into easily understood english

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He just named the vital organs.

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but it's so so funny

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agreed....the humour also seems so effortless

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i think he sais it like that because he doesn't like talking about his personal life

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i reckon most stars wish to keep their private lives separate from their careers...they deserve privacy like every onther individual

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heheh that's really funyy:D thnks girls

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*other individual

typo...heehee

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I really had to laugh because of 3) =P I thought it was funny xD

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what does it mean because i don't really understand it?

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dima was in a weird mood and he talked to a camera, I am litteraly to a camera and said:

Don't photograph me! If you are plastic you think that you can do everything? xD


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lol when i understood it i also laughed at what he said there...

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I guess a more understandable way to say it would be like "Stop taking pictures of me! Just because you're made of plastic you think you can do everything?"

Poor camera. XD

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